This guy was looking for something new and exciting to make him the hit at all the christmas parties. He was walking past a pet store one day and decided to stop in as see if they had anything different and exciting.
After telling the store owner what he wanted the owner said I have just the thing you're looking for. I have a parrot named Chett. When you put a lit match under his right wing he will sing jingle bells and when you put a lit match under his left wing he will sing hark the herald angels. Sure enough, the parrot sang just as promised when the guy put the match under his wings, so he bought him.
This one night, the guy was feeling pretty good and showing off the parrot when somebody asked him what happens when you put a lit match between the parrots leg. The guy says he didn't know, but he was drunk enough to give it a try it.
When he put match between the parrots legs, he started singing.......
"Chetts nuts roasting over an open fire"
