I Am A Princess

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay

flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he

served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle

and Announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to

announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely

people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather

exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me

over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so

the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a

Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant

replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country,

I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

If I make goo-goo eyes with gay stewards, sometimes I get free drinks.

yep.......I'll sink to that level.

Drinks on Andy...

I have gone to fleet week in San Francisco a number of times andy.

There is one pub on the waterfront, I think it's called Jacks, but they have lots of different beers on tap and I usually pay for every third one or so when I go there. I'm not saying the guys in there that are buying us sailors beers are gay... but there are a lot more men than women in that joint.

I'm pretty secure with my sexuality. I would consider Andy's course of action... I don't have the stones (or the obvious desire for free beer) that MACS has.

we're such whores!

Whats up fellas, now who wants to buy JJ a beer? LOL

Hey MACS, does this trick work for you and X down in TJ too?

Aren't most stewards gay? I haven't met all of them, but the ones I have met have all been gay.

Heather

Hmmm, too bad we don't know anybody that flies a lot.... They are either gay, or they overcompensate by telling people how many women they sleep with.

Hmmmm....... I'm at a loss here.

Okay! I see I walked into the wrong bar again! LOL

You guys are just man whores!. LOL Leading some guy on just so you can get a few free drinks. I am still a newbie, there is just so much to learn. Once you think you know it all. BAM.....WHAM...Thank You Maam ! There is more to learn.

"Hmmm, too bad we don't know anybody that flies a lot.... They are either gay, or they overcompensate by telling people how many women they sleep with."

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!

JonR

and I aint talk'n

ruggygirl, .... that is a misconception . . .

I kinda' figured that. Did you know that not all male models are gay, either? But, many male exotic dancers are. And they wax themselves! Yikes! I hope you fellows don't fall for that "well groomed man" crap. As long as you don't have crazy hairs sprouting out of your ears or nose, I think hair on a man is a good thing. Even when it stands out 2 feet from your head like Andy's used to! The only part of a man that should be without hair is his head if he is balding. If I wanted hairless I'd buy a chihuahua!

Heather

Thanks for Sharing That With Us . . .

thats good to know Heather.........as I am particularly hairy.