During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."

Would you like a room with or without a view?!

ENJOY...;>)

ps...........room with a view please. LOL

I would jump in, begin drinking and pee over the edge.

Not to mention you'd be drinking beer that you're sitting in and we all know about your... ah... gas.

Just stick your head in and start drinking.

On a side not... I swear the first thing that popped into my head was, pull the drain plug.

Seriously.

It was.

You are brighter than me I guess. I fell for it, LOL!

Hang on a second, I gotta lick this up.

Oh no......some spilled on my dirty underpants too.....oh good.......it wrings right out....spilled a little wringing it back into the glass though....oh well.

What were you saying about sitting in the tub? I didn't understand that part.

If you were sitting IN the tub... WITH the beer, you'd be contaminating the beer, not only with your bodily functions, but just by being in it. Ewwwwww.

just because you think it is a funny joke, doesn't mean everyone will get it............sigh.

Before you get all high fallutin' about knowing the plug answer, my guess is you have inside information about being on the inside......

I'm either not crazy and/or mental.

aside: The first beer I brewed was given the name "Assbier".

Note the euro-spelling.

Coo-koo!

incase you didn't hear me the first time

BLA BLA BLA

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!

and Im necked