Leave the cello on when you smoke it. You'll soon see pretty colours. Plus you can smoke in the rain!

rjdc

Ever make a zilch?

Smoke with the cello on at night. The plastic melts and burns a beautiful purple flame and when it drips to the ground it makes a sound like "zilch", cool.

Barry

Barry, believe it or not, I've done that with the cello. Off the cigar I might add. Just sitting around smoking and bored. Come to think of it, things must be o.k. if that's all that's on our minds.

HA!