My favorite one is when Calvin is hiding behind a bush and his mom walks up and asks him what he is doing, he replies, "Be Quiet Mom, I'm hiding so I can throw these crab apples at Suzy" . . . Mom gets mad and says, "No Your Not! - They're Hard and you could hurt someone" . . . Calvin is seen later hiding behind a bush and Suzy Says, "Calvin, What are you doing?" He Replies, "Be Quiet Suzy, I'm hiding so I can throw these old squishy tomatoes at my Mom" . . .