A LIVING WILL

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

Pablo, my wife would never do that to me.

She knows how important my vegetative state is to me after a hard day's work.