1- If you have a toothache, then have all your teeth removed, would it still be a toothache? Because it was actually the genesis of the pain.

2- Are globes made and sold in Australia tilted in the opposite direction? All the ones I've seen give a clear view of the US or China- where most of them are made. But I wonder if it is some some sort of Institutional Bias against those in the Southern Hemisphere.

I'm sure we do the old "oh, its just the Earth's axis- no offense." But yet,......... I wonder.

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1) If you had a toothache, then had all your teeth removed, i'd have to assume the pain would be gone. If not, I guess you'd call it a gumache, since all your teeth have been removed.

2) Australia is populated by descendents from a penal (as in punishment, not to be confused with the genitalia) colony... do you think they care if their country is on the bottom of the globe? I've been to 4 different cities in Australia, and I can tell you they are a very pleasant, fun-loving bunch. So, in short, yes they tilt it to favor them and to say "up yours, mate" to the rest of the world.

True story.

idiotic thoughts & comments.

but its just idiotic thoughts.

i guess the comments your just supposed to keep to yourself?

sorry , carry on with your idiotic thoughts!

the missing toothache pain....is sympathy pains.

had them...they hurt just as bad as a toothache!

even though there isn't a tooth there.

had to have all my uppers exstacted about 10 yrs ago (long story) but to this day...every now and then...i "still" get a toothache up top...where there aren't any natural teeth ! "true"!! and it's not because of my denture plate. i've got then in the night when i had the denture out.

go figure!

(8track , sorry to spoil your funny post!)

wasn't sure if it was an actual real question or just funnin around.

so i answered.

but man can i freak kids out now!!!! hehehe

make myself bucktoothed right in front of a 5yr old and whatch thier expression!! lmfao!!!

*in my best foghorn leghorn impersonation*

or when they are out.......you can suck up and

make a real good face!!!

to bring a kid to laughter from tears...i'll do it!

" i have to impress you" type person!!

it's.....like me or not... i don't give a rats behind!

that's the way i have alway's been.....i could care less of the way others think of me.

"i know me"

"i'm good people"

( not speaking "you" personally! it's just in general..

.....anyone. )

i try to set a good first impression.....but the better of me alway's shines through!

hehehe!

anyone.

where in the heck did that "anyone "come from??

it's a mystery?

ate some rotten duck eggs for breakfast

leftover ham for lunch

pizza with pimp seasoning for supper

I'm thawing a turkey in the sink.....this conflicts with the safe handling instructions.

now, I'm smoking a VSG and sipping a snifter of Courvousier.

thinking on getting a BIG humi........saw the prices and now I'm thinking on building one to fit in a 41 x 36 x 14"deep relief I have in my wall.

First off....... DE Cafffffffffffffffff. Decaf. Wow. Gonna have to start calling you Warren Zevon's- Excitable Boy.

You didn't ruin the post DUP, you added greatly to it. Goes to show you can have a toothache without teeth.

MACS is a fine sport, but the poor **** HAS all his teeth. Its like asking Tattoo from Fantasy Island what it's like to have a long... er.. John Thomas. WTF would he know?

MACS. I know the penal colony situation. But for the average bloke from down under, you'd think he'd want to see his country on the bottom of the top of the globe. It all just has me scratching my hairline.

Oh and on the Idiot Thoughts... Here's my take.

Anything on the MISC Board with "Idiot" in the title is fair game for any Idiot or friend of an idiot. That thread can be kept in tact or thread jacked the crap out of it by any idiot for any reason, in any direction.

An idiot doesn't have a direction, or else they would cease to be.

An idiot divided upon itself.... stays late in Math class.

dontcha think?

Look...a chipmunk!

The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if i'd keep my fingers outa there - Ralph Wiggum

An idiot divided upon itself.... stays late in Math class.

hehehehehe!

yeah.....

they say 5 out of 4 idiots have problems with fractions

but i skipped math class so i wouldn't know how that adds up! and i missed the day they had pi !

nobody said anything about serving treats in class!

deeeeecaaaaaffffff?????

yeah right!!!

neeeerrrrr beeeeeerrrr!

it just ain't right!

there's a purpose for drinking!

if i'm gonna drink decaf i might as well just "pretend" to be having a cup of coffee and save myself the trouble of burning my lip!

Put down the crack pipe.

Pace yourself.

AND YOUR GIVING "ME" A HARD TIME???

he's leaking in the snow up there!!