rayder1
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23 years ago
This is a funny description borrowed from an innamed source:
......Famous Lonewolf Cigars
The Lone Wolf Cigar has been rated equal to the Fuente Fuente Opus X, Paul Garmirian, and Davidoff Double Corona by Cigar Afficionado. The deep, rich flavor of this unique Sumatran grown - Cameroon Shade wrapper leaf rolled around aged Dominican binder and filler makes the Lone Wolf the epitome of a connoisseur's cigar.
I just thought this was humorous.
Mr.Mean
23 years ago
If CA said it, it must be true.
DrMaddVibe
23 years ago
That can only mean that the prices on those rank Opus X's are going to come down.
GetYourOwn
23 years ago
I'll be gettin 2 boxes now! Should I throw out those crappy Opus X when they come in?
SteveS
23 years ago
The equivilent of an Opus X ???????

I should have CA write my next resume ... with help of this magnitude, I could land a much better paying job in no time ... hmmmm ... SteveS, the equivilent of a Fortune firm CEO ... think anyone would buy that?

Hey, can we find out who bought the Lone Wolfs based on that description ... I wanna submit my resume to THAT guy today!!
SteveS
23 years ago
On second thought ... I don't want to work for someone dumb enough to buy Lone Wolfs thinking they're the equivilent of Opus Xs because of a magazine rating ... particularly one whose ratings are as suspect as CAs are ...
rayder1
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23 years ago
I have to admit, I have some. I got them in a big sampler variety pack. I hadn't tried them before and I was curious to see what they were like.
I will be happy to send one of my remaining samples to anyone who really hasn't tried one, but wants to join the Wolf bashers. They aren't the worst cigar ever made. But they certainly aren't anywhere near the description I found and posted.
That description wasn't from CA but is very similar. I lost a lot of respect for CA based upon a lot of their reviews. I rely on the forum here for a more accurate picture.
CJBully
23 years ago
laugh? i wanna cry!
wjskin
23 years ago
Why CJ? Were you just gifted a box of Wolfs?
cigarsmoke
23 years ago
Maybe just maybe Cjbully is into Lone Wolfs and doesnt want others bidding on them to drive price up.
eze
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23 years ago
Must of been an issue with either Chuck Norris or Jim Belushi on the cover. Utter blasphomy!
CJBully
23 years ago
i'm crying cuz i've been spending my hard earned $$$ on on so called "premium" smokes when all along i could've been getting the lone wolfs off of you guys for pennies...
CJBully
23 years ago
this is from another "rag" that i won't mention (UGH):


LONE WOLF Toro
Lone Wolf, the Dominican-born brainchild of tough guy Chuck Norris and funny guy/brother of a funny guy Jim Belushi, earned positive feedback for its quality construction, which made this an easy cigar to smoke. The possible youthfulness of the Lone Wolf's tobacco was mentioned a few times, though the stick received overall high marks for its heavy coffee 'n spice flavor. Reviewers also commented on the pleasant aroma the Lone Wolf emits. An intriguing rookie season for the Lone Wolf, with a bright future ahead. Recommended.




eleltea
23 years ago
Satan: Take your pick: a Lone Wolf or a menage-a-trois with Sandra Bernhart and Rosie O'Donnell.

New Arrival in Hell: What size is the Lone Wolf?
eze
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23 years ago
Hey man ...Rosie is a hot lookin' babe. I dig women whose heads rival the size of a bison. As for Sandra, I believe state beastiality laws would not be so permissive.
rayder1
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23 years ago
Perish the thought!!
E-Chick
23 years ago
I admit it...I AM Rosie and Sandra's love child!

Only thing is, they're both my DAD! LOL!
xibbumbero
23 years ago
EZE,You're right Rosie is a Babe....like in the movie BABE. X
emgjet
23 years ago
I have a few Wolf's to trade for OPUS X's. Actually, I'll trade two Wolf's for one OPUS X (any size). OOOPS, sorry wrong post board. I'll try posting this on the CA forum board.
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