took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out

fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room

in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build

her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I

will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a

word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to

do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off

my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" ..and she

said, "Wear sun-block."