....I feel bad for neglecting my fellow idiots on the boards for the past week. I think my sense of humor is starting to come back a little, so I figured I'd pop in and say helo.....and mispell it.

That's not what your mother said last night TV...

i'm reporting in.

Lawwdy, Lawwdy! Massah Andy' baaack, massah Andy's back!

BW.....I'll have you know that I was with my mother last night.

8track.....thanks for keeping things idiotic.....I was afraid that when I came back, there would be no place for a guy like me.

Oh, sorry. Wrong thread. I just felt this pull....

Hi Andy! How the watchman?

I'm always willing to raise things to a new low.

Heather says that's a masonic reference. Not from me. Its another way to say really small tv. She still looks like Momma I hope...

watchman?

I can see the future...

The Watchtower was a Jehovah's Witness publication.

You confusing the JW with the Amish, Rug?

Sshhh, just ignore it and it won't come to pass.

I'm niether. I do have a watch cap though. I wear it to do my banking in...

I'll post a better pic of the little wrinkled squirt soon.

My mom flew into town late last night (thats right Buckwheat), she's gonna be a huge help.

I can hear Deanna pumping her breasts from here......we rented an industrial boob-pump from the hospital....I'm wondering if that machine has "attachments".

Ram, checking in ' proud IDIOT daddy '.............

Herf, going on in MD , with JHC , Lady Hay , ddandb & spidel, stay tuned in our IM thread.

Good to see you back ' TVANDY ' ......... LOL

whassup Ram.....tell them folks I said hello.

I'm feeling like an idiot today......saw your idiot sign and thought i'd stop in and say high!

DO NOT LOOK AT THE PUMP!

I REPEAT, DO NOT LOOK AT THE PUMP!

You'll never look at boobs the same way again!

Andy.

Don't put the pump in your arse crack. its not good.

It happen to this guy (not me, you don't know him) he's from Canada and.....

Awwww never mind.