Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers...and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value $1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer

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Very nice, Tranny.

Thank You . . .

Now if only the IRS started receiving those type items as payment with a similar letter, it just might, "Naw" just wishful thinking. Funny post Trann!

If only it were just the government screwing us, now it's corporations like Haliburton, et al.

Very funny Mike.

Thom, you're a laugh riot.

This is just a joke? Dang. I was polishing my hammers...

There was a guy here that would write a check on a white tee shirt and wear it to the IRS office in St. Paul every year when I was a kid. The local TV stations would always cover it. He'd take the shirt off his back and go in the door to pay.

LMAO Tranny!

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