> >Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic," & "My Life" by Bill
> >Clinton.
> >
> >One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the
> >proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor
> >gave him an A+ for this report:
> >
> >Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99
> >
> >Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
> >
> >Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
> >
> >
> >
> >Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
> >subsequent catastrophe.
> >
> >Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
> >subsequent catastrophe.
> >
> >
> >
> >Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
> >
> >Clinton: Bill is a bull**** artist.
> >
> >
> >
> >Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> >
> >Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
> >
> >
> >
> >Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
> >
> >Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
> >
> >
> >
> >Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> >
> >Clinton: Let's not go there.
> >
> >
> >
> >Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> >
> >Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
> >
> >
> >
> >Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
> >
> >Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
> >
> >
> >
> >Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
> >
> >Clinton: Monica.....ooh, let's not go there, either.
> >
> >
> >
> >Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> >
> >Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
> >
