ARTHUR
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify byDivine Providence ... that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur ...That is why I am your king!
DENNIS
Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR
Be quiet!
DENNIS
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you
ARTHUR
Shut up!
DENNIS
I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!
ARTHUR
(Grabbing him by the collar)
Shut up, will you. Shut up!
DENNIS
Ah! NOW ... we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR
Shut up!
DENNIS
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR
Bloody peasant!
DENNIS
Oh, Did you hear that! What a give-away.
ARTHUR
Come on, patsy.
DENNIS
did you see him repressing me, then? That's what I've been on about ...