A Bouncing Betty Long Range Boomerang Bomb
Back before Christmas Dup fired a shot at me, but it didn't arrive. It had my correct address on it, but wasn't delivered because of postage due. Dup sent so many this one didn't get paid for. Because Dup got cute with the return address it finally landed at the Richard Petty Fan Club Headquarters. It looks like they have visited about four or five states.
I got a note in the mail last week from the RPFC asking if I knew anything about this strange package. They were slightly afraid of it. I called them and they agreed to send it along as long as I paid all the postage. It arrived yesterday, only a couple months late.
I opened it to find a nice group of cigars and Christmas greetings from Dup. There was a small problem . . . . . . it evidently has spent it's "waiting" time on top of a heater. To say "dry and cracking" would be an understatement. I almost cried. These are some good sticks.
So now I have them in a special humi getting slowly rehydrated, hoping to bring them back to life. It looks like about half of them might be saved if I'm real careful, and take it real slow. I even put the cracked and flaking ones in the humi, just couldn't bear to toss 'em.
Wasn't Dup's fault, his heart was in the right place, but these sticks look like they really had a rough trip. They're safe now Dup, and in intensive care.
Thanks brother, and I'll give an update and medical bulletins as they recover.
Tuck