Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

Kris says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.

The bartender says: "Hey! Where'd you get the pig?"

Woman: "This isn't a pig. It's a duck."

Bartender: "I was talking to the duck."

Both Good . . .

Whoa! Tooo funny

First one was great LOL

Stefan