Okay, Liz, you know I like you and Clive and Sterling and just about everybody else in your family, but for the love of Pete would you give it a rest!
First, it was DaCheif. Ya made him cry. Not only that, you made him apologize in public. IN PUBLIC! He hasn't been the same since you unmanned him over the Sterling pics. What's next? Robbing a Brinks truck? Coup in a middle eastern country?
Now its the whole Adroomi/Rugrunner/rules thing! If you want to read the crazed rantings of a godless-pinko-communist-liberal-China-loving-America-hater you can watch M*A*S*H reruns.
If you want to read the crazed rantings of a right-wing-nut-job-neo-conservative-America-loving-cheesehead you can listen to Rush Limbaugh.
If you want to break the rules, use the same coupon twice at the grocery store.
Boring? I like boring. Too conformist? I like conformity. Conformity is good. Conformity is what made America a superpower. Non-conformists are always attacking conformity as a bad thing. Well, they're wrong. Non-conformists are the reason America is falling apart. From automobiles to zoologists, America is falling behind our more conformity-minded neighbors. Why can't Ford make money in America? Too many car choices! Everybody wants their car to be different. Why did Bass shoes leave Maine? Cause they only make the weejun in BROWN or BLACK, that's why. Not silver. Not blue. Not chartruse and pink. Two colors is all America ever needed until the non-conformists took over. Grrrrrrrr.
I say we should stamp out non-conformity wherever it rears its ugly head, no matter the cost. America will be better for it, and so will you. Now sit down and be quiet!
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