A cowboy obviously new in town walks into the local saloon. Finding it empty he says to the bartender,

"Say, where is everybody in this God forsaken town?"

Bartender: "Why.... theys all out watching the hangin'."

Cowboy: "Who they hangin' today?"

Bartender: "They's about to hang Brown Paper Ned."

Cowboy: "Brown Paper Ned? That's fer shore a queer name! Why they call 'im Brown Paper Ned?"

Bartender: "On account o' him wearin' a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper pants and brown paper boots."

Cowboy: "well don't that beat all.... Why they hangin' 'im?"

Bartender: "Rustlin'."

You will be able to read more about it in tomorrows "paper"...I understand they have enough now for a special edition. I hear they only use recycled paper.......