Paul McCartney told his new wife, Heather, "I bought you a plane

for Christmas..."

Heather replied, "How sweet! But I'll still need a Lady Norelco

for the other leg"

Ba da dum...

booooooooooooooo

(ok, kinda funny)

I'd have dumped her. I heard that broad was telling him he hadda stop smokin' weed or she'd leave him.

Let's see... I'm a multi-millionaire... don't ever have to work again... can afford a chauffeur... could have your replacement here in about an hour...

Get bent, Beotch!

The best nickname I've heard for her was Stumpy- The Gold Digger.

That seems to about sum it up.