Short line... just one guy in front of me...

The guy in front of me was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated.

He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dolla fo yen - today I get hunat eighty?

Why it change?"

The teller says, "fluctuations".

The Asian guy says, "fluc you white guys too!"

I like the one from Lethal Weapon (forget the number)

Riggs: something about flied lice.

Uncle Benny:"Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick"

thanks tarheel, jd