I just read that the two side effects of large doses of Vitamin C is flatulance and diarrhea.

Knowing that, and the fact that I have friends coming over for a small SuperBowl get together, I just took 840% of the RDA doseage.

Game on!

Pull Andy's Finger . . .

840%-? . . . You Ain't Right . . .

OUTSTANDING!!!!!

for me, it is egg salad and brewer's yeast.

Hope you have vinyl seat covers. LOL!!!

8, will be bringing his own version of locker room "smell-o-rama" to his big screen.

I suspect the smell in Andy's house won't change much. (c;

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . egg salad . . . mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm trying to walk the line today.

I want to guarantee gas, but not slip into diarrhea.

Its walking a fine line, but I enjoy living on the razor's edge.

OH.......... and I'm chasing it with a 32 ounce coffee.

Gives new meaning to the rainbow coalition.

Unfortunately we are going over to a friend of my daughter's today for our annual Super Bowl hootenanny. I guess I had better behave, BUT, I will gladly file this away for future reference. Thanks 8.

Erik

What good is having gas if there's no stank?

Go with Andy's proven technique. I can send you a bootleg copy of the video he sells on his infomercials - "Pull my Finger!"

ooohhhh, be careful of the Sharts with that combo. For me, milk and raw garlic do the trick. We had a contest at work the other night and I had 53 farts in a 12 hour shift (the winner, Thank You). They had to be audible from at least 10 feet away and witness had to give a thumbs up as approval for sound and authenticity. There was a newer female employee out that night who had to endure the pain, she was a good sport and none of us have been sent up to HR yet (what did she expect working at an oil refinery). We even had the scores on the dry erase board for all of management and day shift to see.

Good luck with your Vit C, coffee creation.

Ahh, fret not, J.Redleg.

I have taken other precautions to insure productive gasious emissions. And maybe just to seal the fate of my friends, I'm considering going out and picking up some deviled eggs.

I got my Game Ass On!

03, that is hilarious . . .

Eat some Kielbasa as well - that was always my piece de resistance!

Russ,

take some immmodium to stave of the bubble****s. I'm not sure but I THINK that immodium turns liquid crap into gas.

I admire your courage "toeing the line", but I've seen that sort of thing end badly too many times.

I just finished a bowl of Great Northern Beans on top of the egg salad (both sprinkled with Brewer's yeast).

I defer to you Andy, on all things rectal.

Standing Down on the Deviled Eggs.

Airborne. Take a preventative dose. No more than 3 a day.

at 840% daily dosage your piss should be the consistency of honey and be the color of a construction cone.