ART FART
It's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.

ARROGANT FART
When you think your farts don't stink.

ASSAULT FART
A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

TIRE FART
You can't control the blow out.

BEER FARTS
These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.

JAIL FART
Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

DONKEY FART
Your ass is the only one that can do it.

GHOST FART
You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

HOME ALONE FART
When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

SHOE FART
When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

TANK FART
When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

OLD FART
You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

BRAIN FART
You need to fart, but nothing comes out.

ALZHEIMER FART
A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

NOT-ME FART
When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"

U.F.O. FART
When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".

UNCONTOLLABLE LAUGHTER FART

Your in a movie theater watching a very sad scene when someone leaves a very loud fart. LOL JonR

Brain Fart: Make that "Uncontrollable" LOL JonR

WET FART:

You thought it was dry, but....

ELECTRIC FARTS: the ones with the juice behind 'em

SBD'S: silent but deadly.
Hangover farts: PU
Menudo farts: You have to have eaten some to appreciate these. X

Cigar fart: smells like a burning dog-rocket

Board Fart: Same as a board hiccup, i.e., double posting, only it may smell bad...

Pressure Release fart:When your standing at the urinal and it just feels so good you relax and? Well you know...LOL

BED COVER FART:

Those you rip when under the covers...then fan the cover up and down to get rid of it and the spouse goes ballistic!...if you don't fan the covers, the fart will consume you in your sleep...

The OMG Light A Match Fart...usually from the male species.

Night Fart: wakes up partner from sound and/or usually smell.

Buttercup Fart: Fart into hand and force into closest persons face.

WALKING FART:

Those farts that follow you around with each step you take...

The Dutch Oven: When you let one rip in bed while your spouse is sleeping and pull the covers up over her head.Followed by a quick trip to the couch if she wakes up and your still laughing...LOL

Ever notice how you own farts don't smell that bad......sniff, sniff.....by God thats fairly decent.

From my daughter of 12...

The "Snart"...

A good sneeze which immediately generates an unplanned.. well ya know...

Buttercup fart:Well at least we know what E-Chick does to her husband,LOL. X

Right, X, and "Night Fart". We know what her husband does to her.

Ever hear of a Popcorn Fart?

One of my friends is from Alabama and he's always saying;"it's dryer than a popcorn fart". To this day,I still don't know what it means and I have always been afraid to ask. X