My body is bald, and I'm not talkling about the self inflicted areas. I have the standard issue arm and leg hair but my chest, ass, & back are all free. I can barely grow a mustace and goater, nothing on my cheeks or lower sideburns. I guess I'm lucky to have a job where you have to be clean shaven and no sideburns past your ear.
The wife loves that I'm not a hairy **** and even digs the self inflicted areas ;o)