How to treat a woman:

Wine her.

Dine her.

Call her.

Hold her.

Surprise her.

Compliment her.

Smile at her.

Listen to her.

Laugh with her.

Cry with her.

Romance her.

Encourage her.

Believe in her.

Pray with her.

Pray for her.

Cuddle with her.

Shop with her.

Give her jewelry.

Buy her flowers.

Hold her hand.

Write love letters to her.

Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.

Bring chicken wings.

Don't block the TV

Hey ,check out this weeks Ruggysgirl Early Daze on the PP.

That was funny Jack. What comic strip is that?

Just an independent.They must have known you .

The Warden and I both follewed that list, minus three things each..

I got robbed!

Actually, there was a comic strip character out there that was a loosely based amalgam of my friend Lisa and I. It appeared in a local coffeehouse rag for a while. She appeared every once in awhile to be mean to the main characters. I couldn't tell you the name of it, or who wrote it, because I didn't really pay attention to it. I was told it was pretty funny, though.

What about the beer?

he said "I got robbed"!

Hey!!!!

I like wine.

and don't forget...........

if you do those things for a man, he will be happy for days.

if you do all those things for a woman, she will be hapy until you fail to read her mind.

you mean fall asleep

I tried that and it got me nowhere . . . .