Gunflint,
You can get anything I can. Why, just go into Chillicothe to the Smoke Shop (you're only what...eight miles or so away right?). There's a cute little girl with blonde hair working in there named Christy. After telling her I said hello, please ask her to talk to you about Monty #2's from C*ba. She'll point you in the right direction.........
If you still are having trouble with finding good quality smokes, I suggest searching the web. Cigars can be shipped to you.
You could always consider making friends with me and doing a trade. Heck, I'm the kind of person that likes to give away cigars on occaision too. You see, that's what being a BOTL is all about. It's about sharing a passion for smoking a good cigar, while relaxing and talking about whatever comes to mind as gentlemen. It's about gifting your fellows with a couple of choice smokes whenever you see them......knowing that they too will do the same to you.
It's not about being sarcastic, rude, and facetious.
It's about mutual respect.
I'll be coming home next month. See you at the VFW?