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Why did you burn my lips off, E-Chick?

(GYO, Oh sure, blame me!)

"You look like your name's Rich...no...maybe Jim...no...Steve...that's it, Steve! Here Steve, just breathe a bit more of this and soon, yes, soon, all of your cigars will be mine!"

---OR---

"I always wear latex gloves. You never know just when they'll come in handy at a cigar bar!"

---OR---

"What, never had a toe job before?"

Ok, I thought of another one...

"Bet you've never seen a woman light a cigar like that before!"

LOL! I hope I win the prize! It's probably a cigar lighter!

Hows this:

"Make sure you always use gloves, then rap your lips around it, and don't stop to you reach the butt"

She was a 2 at 10:00 and a 10 and 2:00.

"Later I'll show you my ****".

"200 bucks for a half hour, no rough stuff, and I don't inhale if ya know what I mean"