You're kidding right? What does it say? It's up to about 27 bucks on auction!

It curses, spits, slouches, drops ashes, bathes infrequently, bad tempered, drinks too much alcohol, gets into fights, has poor grammer, drives too fast, and pisses behind a tree.

It's just like a real cigar smoker!

Hey, I resent that!

I only do 8 out of those 11 things!

Al-right-y ... I've pretty much identified 2 of the 11 that I wouldn't associate with you, but am of mixed feeling as to which of 2 others is the 3rd you don't do ... would you let me know for sure which that other one is ??

Nope, 'cause he left out #12...

12. If I told you, I'd have to kill you...

Kinda looks like a big turd!

Don't talk about LLT like that! X

Thanks, Xi. It's great to know someone is standing up for me when I am not around to defend myself. Xr better not say that again.

And if he does, I will hold your coat.

GEE..whatta Pal. X