THL
  • THL
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23 years ago
Hi all. I guess I should've announced myself before jumping in with the questions and posts. TA-DAAA! I'm new here too and already I've received some good buys and good advice.
I'd be interested to hear some of your stategies to justify our sometimes expensive hobby/habit to a significant other?
Slimboli
23 years ago
... just be glad I'm not spending the money on drugs and prostitutes.
CJBully
23 years ago
Well dearest, I could spend the babies food and diaper money on lap dances if you'd like...

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efm
  • efm
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23 years ago
How to justify spending the dough? Good question. Especially for me because I have a $200+ shipment due this week. In my case I do have some ammo in my arsonal:

Stocking up on good buys keeps costs lower.
It's less expensive to age my cigars than to buy aged cigars.
Larger, less frequent orders save shipping costs.

If that don't satisy I bring out my big guns:

For economy and for health reasons I'm obstaining from cigars until New Year. Had my last cigar on July 31. On Jan 1 it'll be five months.

After New Year my limit will be one cigar per week and I'll be spending less money on cigars than the better half spends on soda pop--she's a Pepsi junkie. Then I challange her to give up the pop for five months. By this time she's defeated and makes a hasty retreat.
THL
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23 years ago
Hey efm,
Have you got your New Years stogie picked out yet? I would bet that you've got your eye on something special. After 5 months you should catch quite a BUZZ too.
efm
  • efm
  • Connoisseur
23 years ago
Been giving it some thought. I have some pretty good stuff hibernating in the vault and some more on the way. I'm thinking maybe a 5 Vegas Piramide would be just the thing or maybe a Cupido Churchill. I have some nice Ashton Vintage's and some Bolivar (DR) Fuerte's and some ERDM Robusto Largas, Gurkha Robustos, Leon Jimenes, Padron #5000's, Perdomo Reserves, PI Toros and some little cigarette sized Cuban Montecristo Joyas--I think I could count two of those as one cigar.

Any suggestions? Anyhow you can be sure what I'll be doing on 1 January at 00:00:01 hours.
THL
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23 years ago
Nah, no suggestions from me. You know what you like.
Wait, I do have a suggestion. As Capt. Miller said to Pvt. Ryan..."Make it count!"
E-Chick
23 years ago
Get your S.O. hooked too!
THL
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23 years ago
She's not interested at all. She smokes 1 cigarette a day and isn't fond of cigar smoke.
bud451
23 years ago
Make her toes curl every Saturday morning, it decreases the nagging sensors.
Mr.Mean
23 years ago
Mines more demanding than just Saturday morning.
bud451
23 years ago
Lucky ****....
THL
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23 years ago
What? And be late for golf? There's got to be an easier way.
emgjet
23 years ago
Welcome... My advice is that your get a large humidor...then an even larger humidor. Tell your S.O. that the humidors look better and only work if they are filled with cigars....enjoy!
Danno114
23 years ago
Tell her if you buy in bulk, it's much cheaper
Jeffersonn
23 years ago
I'm very proud of the guise I came up with. I simply tell her that I order for some other guys in the office, and they give me cash to cover the cost. It makes perfect sense to her and she doesn't watch the cash that closely so there's really no way for her reconcile the #'s. In fact, she thinks I'm a pretty nice guy for doing the "favor" for the other guys in the office!
THL
  • THL
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23 years ago
Yup, when in doubt, lie.
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