Then he drove home, stinking drunk, every friday night, and somehow managed not to kill anybody.
Then he'd get up the next morning with the worst hangover, and he promised himself he'd never do it again.
Then after he married your mom, he go out drinking with the boys on friday night, and he'd come home and smack your mom around, and then beat the crap out of you.
DAMN RIGHT YOUR DAD DRANK IT.
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