...and interrupted me enjoying a cigar. What a putz...this azzhat starts telling me where I vote. I cut him off and said, "I know where I vote. I vote in every election." He tries handing me a big card with all the democrat names on it. "No thanks", I says. "I'm sorry, but I'm not going to vote for you. I don't vote democrat or republican. I never have and I probably never will."

"Oh...are you a Green?"

"No. I'm a Libertarian."

"Oh...I see."

I felt like tearing the guy a new one because he is a mousy, squeaky-voiced little nerd, but I just closed the door.

The proper application of landmines could have prevented this.

Now you know.

When a political campaign worker bothers me at home I'm always tempted to go into a WWF interview style rant about how the disenfranchisement of convicted felons isn't fair, and how I really didn't mean to hurt anybody, and how those voices are always telling me to do things...

Tell him you'll be right back but your in the middle of taking a crap...

Repub. Volunteers keep calling me to remind me to vote. I did a week ago.

Probably none. Your point?

Are you saying that I should vote for a candidate that does not share my principles?

The important thing is to vote for the winner. That way you feel part of the "in" crowd.

or you could just stay home and use the 'I didn't vote vote the queer" excuse later..... 😟

I actually voted for one Democrat today....Attorney General in Ohio, rest were for Republicans!

I voted for one Dem today, a local Blue Dog.

I voted for one Dem also... A state Rep/ veterinarian that saved my puppy-dogs life.... she had parvo & worms and stuff when we brought her home. he hospitalized her for a week and only charged us for the meds....damn good guy...

He prolly overbilled some rich guy to make up for it.

🤔

Born...a kick to the nuts usually ensures those dummys wont knock on your door again.

Just sayin'...you could tell 'em you were "kickin' it old school"!🇨🇮

I just tell them it will cost them $10 to have me listen to them for the next 2 minutes.