hombre
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Thursday, December 2, 2010 9:22:48 AM
Mikey cracked me up in the "warning" thread by pulling out a Stripes quote. What are you favorite stripes quotes?

Psycho:

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

Leon:

Ooooooh.

Psycho:

You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

Sergeant Hulka:

Lighten up, Francis.

tailgater
Thursday, December 2, 2010 9:26:45 AM
Chicks dig me. Because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual.

hombre
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Thursday, December 2, 2010 9:31:29 AM

Chicks dig me. Because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual.

tailgater wrote:

LMAO remembering these quotes has gotten my day off to a great start!

No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.

yeah, would they send us someplace special?

DrMaddVibe
Thursday, December 2, 2010 9:34:06 AM
"That's the facts Jack!"

"What tha....a surprise party?"

"Who's your buddy? That's right...I am"

hombre
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Thursday, December 2, 2010 10:05:46 AM
"our newest bestest buddy and big toe, Sgt Hulka"
derfladnar
Thursday, December 2, 2010 10:10:55 AM
Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem
mikey1597
Thursday, December 2, 2010 11:48:58 AM
" I wanna party with you"
hombre
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Thursday, December 2, 2010 12:10:38 PM

" I wanna party with you"

mikey1597 wrote:

Remember your friend tried to do with a cow? I want to part with you.

hahahahahaha That must have been Busa!

daveincincy
Thursday, December 2, 2010 12:23:16 PM
Not a quote, but a tshirt that one of the guys had on in the beginning..."Death before Disco."

(I think that's what it said)

"C'mon, rhythm! Hut, 2, 3, 4. Black guys help the white guys."

"I wish I was a loofah"

"I know that I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested. "

"Son of bitch. S**t"

ZRX1200
Thursday, December 2, 2010 12:32:54 PM
Everytime I'm at work and someone asks how I know something.....I wanna scream "Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrmy training Sir!".

But I don't.

DrMaddVibe
Thursday, December 2, 2010 1:31:08 PM
I shouldn't have drank that cough syrup.
dstieger
Thursday, December 2, 2010 1:49:10 PM
You know what the rest of your problem is? You've never had anybody give you the Aunt Jemima Treatment.

Hold on, honey...I've got a special tool for you

jimmy4eyes
Thursday, December 2, 2010 3:23:01 PM
Russell Ziskey: I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make, but I want you guys to know that if we ever get into really heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.

John Winger: Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.

Russell Ziskey: Well I got the **** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!

jackconrad
Thursday, December 2, 2010 5:47:52 PM

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