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RICKAMAVEN
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15 years ago

Finds Nothing
Hacking Former Governor’s Brain Proves Fruitless

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – WikilLeaks has finally met its match.

That’s the bombshell from fugitive founder Julian Assange, who said that after months of hacking former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s brain, WikiLeaks has come up empty.

“I challenge the best hackers in the business to have a look inside,” he said, speaking from an undisclosed location. “There’s nothing there.”

Mr. Assange, still on the run from authorities, said that once his team of hackers gained access to Gov. Palin’s brain, “What little we found there was so encrypted it bore no resemblance to any recognizable language.”

The WikiLeaks founder said that his discovery about Gov. Palin’s brain is good news for her political future: “Most politicians have to worry about their private thoughts coming back to haunt them, but that clearly isn’t going to be a problem for her.”

For her part, Gov. Palin seemed to be relishing her role as the one politician in the world who has nothing to fear from WikiLeaks.

On Twitter, she addressed the following message to Mr. Assange: “How’s that Wiki-Leaky thing workin out for ya?”

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OldSchool
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15 years ago

This is what happens when everything you've ever beleived in is proven to be a huge pile of ****?

DrMaddVibe
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15 years ago

TROLL ALERT!

DrMaddVibe
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15 years ago

This is what happens when everything you've ever beleived in is proven to be a huge pile of ****?

OldSchool wrote:

As the trolls watch it swirl around the bowl...

HockeyDad
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15 years ago

WikiLeaks is part of the Democrat Culture of Corruption but they are blocked by strong Republican women.

jackconrad
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15 years ago

" In a similar attempt on Nancy Pelosi They found that could not penetrate the foil hat..."

RICKAMAVEN
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15 years ago

jackconrad

mrs pelosi practices safe thinking.

don't forget, after almost 100 years of trying, the country has the start of universal health benefits for everyone thanks to mrs pelosi.

HockeyDad
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15 years ago

jackconrad

mrs pelosi practices safe thinking.

don't forget, after almost 100 years of trying, the country has the start of universal health benefits for everyone thanks to mrs pelosi.

RICKAMAVEN wrote:

Now it is a government-controlled, God-given right and will be funded by borrowing from the Chinese to be paid back by our children.

DrMaddVibe
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15 years ago

ABORTIONS FOR ALL!!!](*,)

OldSchool
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15 years ago

#10

Universal Healthcare = Socialist Class Warfare

Kawak
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15 years ago

#11

[size=7][color=darkred]Finds Nothing

“I challenge the best hackers in the business to have a look inside,” he said, speaking from an undisclosed location. “There’s nothing there.”

Mr. Assange, still on the run from authorities, said that once his team of hackers gained access to Gov. Palin’s brain, “What little we found there was so encrypted it bore no resemblance to any recognizable language.”

RICKAMAVEN wrote:

These are the exact same F'ing thoughts I have everytime I read a Rickamaven post 😣 🤦

dsmokers
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15 years ago

#12

so you use a joke post by one guy to make a joke about the same guy that posted it? That's the equivalent of saying "I know you are"

HockeyDad
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15 years ago

#13

Rickamaven does not joke about Sarah Palin.

jackconrad
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15 years ago

#14

RICKAMAVEN wrote:
jackconrad

mrs pelosi practices safe thinking.

don't forget, after almost 100 years of trying, the country has the start of universal health benefits for everyone thanks to mrs pelosi.

Now if only we could find some suckers to pay for it !!!!!!!!!!

dsmokers
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15 years ago

#15

You're going to pay for it Jack. Just like you're paying for my fatassed neighbor's electric cart that Glen Beck sent her with her medicaid entitlements.

borndead1
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15 years ago

#16

Now it is a government-controlled, God-given right and will be funded by borrowing from the Chinese to be paid back by our children.

HockeyDad wrote:

With American dollars? LOL!

DadZilla3
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15 years ago

#17

don't forget, after almost 100 years of trying, the country has the start of universal health benefits for everyone thanks to mrs pelosi.

RICKAMAVEN wrote:

Translation: don't forget, after almost 100 years of trying, the country has the start of one of the basic tenets of Marxism, universal health benefits for everyone thanks to Mrs. Pelosi and her handler, George Soros.

tonyt722
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15 years ago

#18

You're going to pay for it Jack. Just like you're paying for my fatassed neighbor's electric cart that Glen Beck sent her with her medicaid entitlements.

dsmokers wrote:

You found CROS?

rfenst
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15 years ago

#19

LMFO at this thread and the responses! =d>

dsmokers
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15 years ago

#20

it's evolution

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