DaQueenBeez
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 12:25:40 PM
Good grief. And, in a related case, the court acknowledges that Froot Loops contain no actual Froot.

Woman Sues Cap’n Crunch Because ‘Crunchberries’ Are Not Fruit

A woman who bought Cap’N'Crunch Crunchberries cereal sued because she was disappointed when she found out that the supposed “crunchberries” were not actual fruit.

The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, says shes bought the Cap’N'Crunch with crunchberries because she thought crunchberries were real fruit. She subsequently learned that the “berries” were actually nothing more than brightly colored cereal balls, and that the cereal contained no real fruit.

She sued on the grounds that the cereal advertised falsely. She reported that she was suing for herself, and every other consumer that had been “tricked” by the cereal company. According to the complaint, Sugawara and other consumers were misled not only by the use of the word “berries” in the name, but also by an image on the front of the box, which features the product’s namesake, Cap’N'Crunch, aggressively “thrusting a spoonful of ‘Crunchberries’ at the prospective buyer.” The plaintiff brought claims for fraud, breach of warranty, and the California Unfair Competition Law and Consumer Legal Remedies Act.

The judge for this trial said, “In this case . . . while the challenged packaging contains the word ‘berries’ it does so only in conjunction with the descriptive term ‘crunch.’ This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a ‘crunchberry.’ Furthermore, the ‘Crunchberries’ depicted on the [box] are round, crunchy, brightly-colored cereal balls, and the [box] clearly states both that the Product contains ’sweetened corn & oat cereal’ and that the cereal is ‘enlarged to show texture.’ Thus, a reasonable consumer would not be deceived into believing that the Product in the instant case contained a fruit that does not exist. . . . So far as this Court has been made aware, there is no such fruit growing in the wild or occurring naturally in any part of the world.”

Janine Sugawara received nothing when the judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed the complaint filed by the woman on May 21.

“In this case, . . . it is simply impossible for Plaintiff to file an amended complaint stating a claim based upon these facts. The survival of the instant claim would require this Court to ignore all concepts of personal responsibility and common sense. The Court has no intention of allowing that to happen.”

There was not only a similar suit filed over the cereal Fruit Loops but in fact, the lawyers who sued over the Fruit Loops cereal were the same lawyers who filed the suit for the Cap’N'Crunch.

From a link shamelessly hijacked from Neo's FB page.

chiefburg
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 12:32:17 PM
Some people deserve a sound beating with a sock full of nickels.......I'm glad the judge didn't agree (I was sure he would agree).

MACS
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 12:57:37 PM
Lawyers like that should be disbarred. I am actually shocked the judge didn't allow it.

It is frivolous lawsuits such as this that make me intensely dislike lawyers. (not all, but the vast majority)

On a completely unrelated note... where'n tarnation is Pacman357?? (one lawyer I do not dislike)

delarob
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 1:35:49 PM
So uh, you guys think I should drop my suit against Post for their Grape Nuts cereal? 🤨
daveincincy
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 1:37:14 PM
THE SNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZBERRIES!!+1
DrMaddVibe
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 1:38:58 PM
Who ever heard of a snozberry?

Hope and Change...talk about false advertising!

daveincincy
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 1:42:03 PM
I eat all the Cap'n Crunch cereal first, and save the crunch berries for last. =p~
BuckyB93
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 1:42:48 PM
Waaaaiiiiit a minute here. This got me thinking so I had to check for myself. You know what is not listed in the ingredients for Apple Jacks?

That’s right APPLES! Them tricky cereal makers screwed me over again!

#-o

rasdas
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 1:43:07 PM
We are all dumber for having to read that...gotta love Billy Madison...

She should be taken out and caned in public...

DrMaddVibe
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 1:43:56 PM

We are all dumber for having to read that...gotta love Billy Madison...

She should be taken out and caned in public...

rasdas wrote:

In Judge's chambers at the least!!!!!

Thunder.Gerbil
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 1:45:11 PM
Pretty broad brush you have there Shawn...

chiefburg
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 1:50:39 PM

Lawyers like that should be disbarred. I am actually shocked the judge didn't allow it.

It is frivolous lawsuits such as this that make me intensely dislike lawyers. (not all, but the vast majority)

On a completely unrelated note... where'n tarnation is Pacman357?? (one lawyer I do not dislike)

MACS wrote:

Shawn: Pacman has been exceptionally busy at work as well as fighting a few medical problems. But, he is alive and well - just not spending much time here lately. He refused a bombing as well......

Many lawyers remind me of car salesman......they have a slimey coating that repels me......like vomit or something........ (I did say many, not all.......)

daveincincy
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 2:04:16 PM

Waaaaiiiiit a minute here. This got me thinking so I had to check for myself. You know what is not listed in the ingredients for Apple Jacks?

That’s right APPLES! Them tricky cereal makers screwed me over again!

#-o

BuckyB93 wrote:

Is that why they changed the cereal "Sugar Smacks" to "Honey Smacks?" They had no sugar in them? :-"

DrMaddVibe
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 2:06:46 PM
On a totally unrelated note...PopTarts...they have real fruit...right?
chiefburg
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 2:10:34 PM
I stopped drinking Coke when it no longer had coke in it.......
Thunder.Gerbil
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 2:12:02 PM

On a totally unrelated note...PopTarts...they have real fruit...right?

DrMaddVibe wrote:

I bought a box of Pop Tarts once.

I was so disappointed when I found it full of these cookie like things instead of a 19-y/o Brittney Spears & Christina Aguilera.

tailgater
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 2:13:35 PM
I hope you all can realize now my frustration when I planted pussywillows in my garden...
MACS
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 2:14:13 PM

Pretty broad brush you have there Shawn...

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:

Yeah, maybe. Just seen too many lawyers and judges who think they're above the law. Some of the deals being made behind the scenes would turn your stomach... the mockery that is our justice system. Criminals have more rights than their victims and it makes me sick.

Sorry... it's how I feel.

DrMaddVibe
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 2:17:13 PM
If I had my way...I'd have all of them shot!
HockeyDad
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 2:25:44 PM
Plantiffs in cases like these and their lawyers should be awarded a year's supply of a new cereal named:

Landmines!

(and yes, it contains real landmines.)