January 04, 2011
From the Department of Homeland Security

Statistics on TSA Airport Screening for the 4th quarter, 2010

Terrorist Plots Discovered..........0
Hernias ......................................1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases......................3,172
Enlarged Prostates......................8,249
Breast Implants...........................59,350
Natural Blondes...........................3

You forgot one . Hamsters 3....

TW's been traveling..?? 😕

They spotted my umbilical hernia and covered my co-pay.

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