8trackdisco
Saturday, January 15, 2011 4:20:40 PM
Okay, attention, all hands on deck. We have a real issue on my hands and need help BIG time.

My kid is KILLING ME on Madden 2011. Worse yet, he's killing me with the Detroit Lions. More specifically Calvin Johnson.

If I can shut him down, I think I have a punchers chance.

I've tried House Blitzes mixed with the Quarter (6 DBs) but still nothing.

Help!

blackfoot11
Saturday, January 15, 2011 4:22:32 PM
send him to his room and have mom take the wheel for him.
wheelrite
Saturday, January 15, 2011 4:24:59 PM
Russ,,

Sadly after age 40 one's gaming skills diminish.

All hope for victory is futile.

MACS
Saturday, January 15, 2011 4:33:41 PM
Use press coverage and double team him. To press, once you've called your defensive play, hit the triangle and then push the joystick towards you.

In your defensive alignments (I always use the 4-3) pick the one where the corner and safety are both on Calvin. (might be called double Z or sumpin')

8trackdisco
Saturday, January 15, 2011 4:40:42 PM

Use press coverage and double team him. To press, once you've called your defensive play, hit the triangle and then push the joystick towards you.

In your defensive alignments (I always use the 4-3) pick the one where the corner and safety are both on Calvin. (might be called double Z or sumpin')

MACS wrote:

You have a lot more experience pulling a joystick. We have a WII so there is now joystick.

A 4-3 with a Double Z.

Finally, after knowing you for six years, you are useful for something.....8-[ .... I mean Thank you.

Wheel,

I won't give up. That is why when I lose a barfight, I lose BIG.

wheelrite
Saturday, January 15, 2011 4:42:34 PM

You have a lot more experience pulling a joystick. We have a WII so there is now joystick.

A 4-3 with a Double Z.

Finally, after knowing you for six years, you are useful for something.....8-[ .... I mean Thank you.

Wheel,

I won't give up. That is why when I lose a barfight, I lose BIG.

8trackdisco wrote:

Perhaps you should consider a Caoching position so you can stay close to the game...

MACS
Saturday, January 15, 2011 4:56:13 PM
WII?? You need a PS3, knee-grow!

(so do I, I still have a PS2)

I'll fire up the Madden later today and see what I can discover for a brother...

Oh... if he's in a 3-4 defense run between the tackles.

8trackdisco
Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:07:53 PM

WII?? You need a PS3, knee-grow!

(so do I, I still have a PS2)

I'll fire up the Madden later today and see what I can discover for a brother...

Oh... if he's in a 3-4 defense run between the tackles.

MACS wrote:

One problem at a time.

I need to stop Calvin Johnson.](*,)

MACS
Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:15:03 PM
If I show up in July and start whoopin' Drew's butt in Madden... he's gonna have even less respect for you than he already does.

MAN UP, SOLDIER!

(if he's not even trying to run to set up his pass, go to the 'quarters' defense and double both wide receivers)

8trackdisco
Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:22:27 PM

If I show up in July and start whoopin' Drew's butt in Madden... he's gonna have even less respect for you than he already does.

MAN UP, SOLDIER!

(if he's not even trying to run to set up his pass, go to the 'quarters' defense and double both wide receivers)

MACS wrote:

How do I double both receivers?

To TRY to get a little of my manhood back, I haven't played Madden in about 8 years. Although I wasn't really good at it back then either.

Pot smokers usually are the best gamers, so I'm at a natural disadvantage.

MACS
Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:30:37 PM

Pot smokers usually are the best gamers, so I'm at a natural disadvantage.

8trackdisco wrote:

Dude! I'm old, like you... when I was smoking pot they didn't HAVE Madden... or nintendo, or anything other than pong and space invaders on Atari... which I was too poor to own. We played outside!

8trackdisco
Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:34:19 PM

Dude! I'm old, like you... when I was smoking pot they didn't HAVE Madden... or nintendo, or anything other than pong and space invaders on Atari... which I was too poor to own. We played outside!

MACS wrote:

Then where did you find all the time to master Madden? Sailing the 7 seas?

wheelrite
Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:36:50 PM

Dude! I'm old, like you... when I was smoking pot they didn't HAVE Madden... or nintendo, or anything other than pong and space invaders on Atari... which I was too poor to own. We played outside!

MACS wrote:

I played with myself...

8trackdisco
Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:37:53 PM

I played with myself...

wheelrite wrote:

Probably nobody else would.

wheelrite
Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:39:33 PM

Probably nobody else would.

8trackdisco wrote:

Thats why I got married.I wanted someone else to touch it occasionally.

MACS
Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:47:30 PM

Then where did you find all the time to master Madden? Sailing the 7 seas?

8trackdisco wrote:

I got myself a Nintendo when I was in the Philippines... since I was out to sea all the damn time... my WIFE was a master at Super Mario Bros and beat the game, loooong before I did.

In 1991, when we came back to the US, I got a Sega Genesis and bought Madden '91... played it on Sega until 1993. Then when Playstation came out in '94/'95 I got that and played it on PS1 or PS2 ever since. As I got older, I skipped a year here and there... my current Madden is '09.

I'll need to play a game or two on the WII to become familiar with the controller, but once I do... fuhgedaboudit.

rfenst
Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:59:18 PM
Hot Sauce. That will teach him a lesson!!!
8trackdisco
Saturday, January 15, 2011 6:01:41 PM

I got myself a Nintendo when I was in the Philippines... since I was out to sea all the damn time... my WIFE was a master at Super Mario Bros and beat the game, loooong before I did.

In 1991, when we came back to the US, I got a Sega Genesis and bought Madden '91... played it on Sega until 1993. Then when Playstation came out in '94/'95 I got that and played it on PS1 or PS2 ever since. As I got older, I skipped a year here and there... my current Madden is '09.

I'll need to play a game or two on the WII to become familiar with the controller, but once I do... fuhgedaboudit.

MACS wrote:

I'd have a better chance at beating you in USN rules and regulations.

I need to quit my job and get good at this game. A parent has to get his priorities straight.

andytv
Saturday, January 15, 2011 11:43:47 PM
NHL Slapshot Hockey in Wii is both awesome and hilarious at the same time.

You can play at peewee level.....little dudes on the ice in a parking lot beating the crap out of each other.

MACS
Sunday, January 16, 2011 1:25:12 AM
I'm playing Arizona... winning 35-0 with 0:42 seconds left in the half. I've been playing a basic man coverage and adjusting as necessary. If you call a double X or double Z and it looks as if you're double teaming the wrong WR, just hit square R2. Switches the play to the opposite side.

(if you had PS2 controllers, this would all make perfect sense... since you're playing on the WII... how bad ya gettin' worked by the little guy?)