wheelrite
Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:11:35 PM
A Buddy of mine's wife called and is havining a Surprise Birthday Party for him this weekend, He's a great dude has a nice wife and two sweet young kids.

Here's the issue.

She is the ultimate June Cleaver Church Lady and this Party will suck.No booze ,no fun...

I can't decide if we're gonna go...

Mr. Jones
Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:23:23 PM
Here's your solution WHEEL, HEED my advice,

Go to liqour store and buy a medium priced mixing vodka pint/half pint and figure out

What mixers "Church Lady's" gonna be serving that go w/ vodka.

Go to the "Chuch Party Free Fliuds Table" and fill your cup w/ 1/3 ice then choose the mixer.

Pour three quarters full and go to the bathroom.

Breakout your half pint and put in one shot.

Mix w/ yo' finger, flush toilet and don't wash your mits.

Proceed out the door to your good friends and have a nice time.

Rinse and REPEAT!!!!!!!!

Eat lots of good free food and have fun.

Half way through, go have a cigar outside.

wheelrite
Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:29:29 PM

Here's your solution WHEEL, HEED my advice,

Go to liqour store and buy a medium priced mixing vodka pint/half pint and figure out

What mixers "Church Lady's" gonna be serving that go w/ vodka.

Go to the "Chuch Party Free Fliuds Table" and fill your cup w/ 1/3 ice then choose the mixer.

Pour three quarters full and go to the bathroom.

Breakout your half pint and put in one shot.

Mix w/ yo' finger, flush toilet and don't wash your mits.

Proceed out the door to your good friends and have a nice time.

Rinse and REPEAT!!!!!!!!

Eat lots of good free food and have fun.

Half way through, go have a cigar outside.

Mr. Jones wrote:

Good advice Jonsey,,

But, as all of you know I sometime step over the line when I drink,,,

The Church lady has a GREAT RACK....

fretkillr
Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:31:08 PM

Advice?

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

fret

SMB

MACS
Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:41:55 PM
This ain't about you, wheel... it's about your friend.

So, for his sake, take your ass to the party, be miserable, but pretend to have fun.

What kinda friend ARE you that you aren't willing to be miserable for an afternoon for your buddy?

Jackass.[ram27bat]

dkeage
Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:45:09 PM

This ain't about you, wheel... it's about your friend.

So, for his sake, take your ass to the party, be miserable, but pretend to have fun.

What kinda friend ARE you that you aren't willing to be miserable for an afternoon for your buddy?

Jackass.[ram27bat]

MACS wrote:

Wow.......you really had to ask???????

wheelrite
Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:45:47 PM

This ain't about you, wheel... it's about your friend.

So, for his sake, take your ass to the party, be miserable, but pretend to have fun.

What kinda friend ARE you that you aren't willing to be miserable for an afternoon for your buddy?

Jackass.[ram27bat]

MACS wrote:

Bro,,

you know I'm self centered,,,

and it's a Friday night,,,

I dunno...

MACS
Thursday, February 24, 2011 11:29:30 PM

Wow.......you really had to ask???????

dkeage wrote:

My bad...#-o

Bombdawgy
Thursday, February 24, 2011 11:35:40 PM

Bro,,

you know I'm self centered,,,

and it's a Friday night,,,

I dunno...

wheelrite wrote:

Damn now that is honesty...

DaQueenBeez
Friday, February 25, 2011 2:20:44 AM
You call him your buddy, you say he's a great guy and his family is nice.... but you don't enjoy his company if you're sober? Perhaps you should reconsider your criteria for friendship... or perhaps he should reconsider HIS criteria for friendship...
cacman
Friday, February 25, 2011 2:35:26 AM
Run into this all the time since I am the only one that really smokes or drinks within my crew.

Be there for your buddy. Take a flask if you must have a drink or two this way you can do it covertly without anyone being aware. Pay your respects to your friend and his family. Stay for an hour or so and simply state you had to leave early for whatever reason. Always felt it was more important to make an appearance (albeit a short one) than to not showing up at all (which can be construed being disrespectful). You can always venture out for drinks and dinner with the misses afterward.

Just my 2¢... cheers!

wheelrite
Friday, February 25, 2011 7:15:28 AM
well I guess we're gonna go...

He is my bud and all

and his wife is smoking hot,so it won't be all bad...

HockeyDad
Friday, February 25, 2011 7:27:36 AM
Spike the punchbowl with ruffies.
wheelrite
Friday, February 25, 2011 7:29:34 AM

Spike the punchbowl with ruffies.

HockeyDad wrote:

I'm out of ruffies..

but I did find 6 tabs of LSD in my old High School Algebra text book recently...

dpnewell
Friday, February 25, 2011 7:38:05 AM
So, what you're saying Wheel, is you can't enjoy yourself unless you're drinking. Sad, son, very sad. Is that why you need 4 martinis before you can do your wife (or is it the other way around)? HA!

wheelrite
Friday, February 25, 2011 7:50:34 AM

So, what you're saying Wheel, is you can't enjoy yourself unless you're drinking. Sad, son, very sad. Is that why you need 4 martinis before you can do your wife (or is it the other way around)? HA!

dpnewell wrote:

no,,,

My old lady enjoys drunk sex...

fishinguitarman
Friday, February 25, 2011 7:54:18 AM

You call him your buddy, you say he's a great guy and his family is nice.... but you don't enjoy his company if you're sober? Perhaps you should reconsider your criteria for friendship... or perhaps he should reconsider HIS criteria for friendship...

DaQueenBeez wrote:

DITTO!

Stinkdyr
Friday, February 25, 2011 8:06:29 AM
I uh......um.......uh.

I can't remember what advice I was going to give........I am too mesmerized by Fret's bouncing boobs.

😲

DrafterX
Friday, February 25, 2011 8:48:46 AM

I'm out of ruffies..

but I did find 6 tabs of LSD in my old High School Algebra text book recently...

wheelrite wrote:

:-k 🤔 when you heading north again..?? 😕

daveincincy
Friday, February 25, 2011 9:02:45 AM
Friends on one side of the scale, booze on the other...which carries more weight (i.e. is more important)? 🤔

...and don't say "friends with booze." 😳

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