andytv
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Monday, February 28, 2011 6:34:38 PM
Men who have jobs go to the barber shop to get their hair cut.

Men who have jobs work until 4-5PM (in general)

Barber shops close at 4-5PM (in general)

It makes me feel like a fag to let a women cut my hair.....but off I go to the "salon".

wheelrite
Monday, February 28, 2011 6:38:51 PM
Andy,,

You're going bald like me...

Does it really matter ?

wheel,

thurson
Monday, February 28, 2011 6:39:19 PM
Ask her to pull your finger.

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There, feel better now?

rfenst
Monday, February 28, 2011 6:43:21 PM

flowbee.com

itsawaldo
Monday, February 28, 2011 6:45:19 PM
I go to a "traditional" barber. If I cant get in on Saturday they are open late on Tuesday and you get a beer too.
andytv
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Monday, February 28, 2011 6:52:12 PM

I go to a "traditional" barber. If I cant get in on Saturday they are open late on Tuesday and you get a beer too.

itsawaldo wrote:

I've noticed a resurgence in the old fashioned "Barber Shop"......with an emphasis on manly indulgences such as beer, sports, etc.

Unfortunately, I live too far from any city center where these type places are usually located.

I'd love to sit down, light a cigar, and get a cut/shave.

ZRX1200
Monday, February 28, 2011 7:07:20 PM
I cut my own hair when keeping it short, and go to the salon when keeping it "longer". The place I go to has hot women that wash my hair first then rub their sizeable mammalian protuberances on me whilst cutting my hair. That's very hetro to me. I tip accordingly btw.
andytv
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Monday, February 28, 2011 7:11:41 PM

I cut my own hair when keeping it short, and go to the salon when keeping it "longer". The place I go to has hot women that wash my hair first then rub their sizeable mammalian protuberances on me whilst cutting my hair. That's very hetro to me. I tip accordingly btw.

ZRX1200 wrote:

I hope you meant "mammary" protuberances.............cause mammalian protuberance could be cocks.

wheelrite
Monday, February 28, 2011 7:25:41 PM

I hope you meant "mammary" protuberances.............cause mammalian protuberance could be cocks.

andytv wrote:

ZRX gets his hair done at A "Chicks with Dicks Saloon"?

Wow !

ZRX1200
Monday, February 28, 2011 8:07:16 PM
Ha!!

New phone changes spelling automatically. Still adjusting.

f16devils
Monday, February 28, 2011 9:10:48 PM

I cut my own hair when keeping it short, and go to the salon when keeping it "longer". The place I go to has hot women that wash my hair first then rub their sizeable mammalian protuberances on me whilst cutting my hair. That's very hetro to me. I tip accordingly btw.

ZRX1200 wrote:

I'm with you on this one. Got mine cut today, she was hot!

BTW

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.

"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

cacman
Monday, February 28, 2011 9:22:48 PM
They're called stylists.

Nothing better than having a hot chick rub her boobs on your back and arms while she's cutting your hair. And then there's the scalp massage afterwards...

Only at a Barber Shop once for my son's first haircut. I never let a dude cut my hair.

ZRX1200
Monday, February 28, 2011 9:38:01 PM
^ I don't care what they're called!

"And here comes the ice pick to the forehead"!!!

calavera
Monday, February 28, 2011 10:15:14 PM
I have been going to the same barber for 26 years. He is a cool dude. Open from 7:30 to 11:00 from Monday to Friday. Somewhere along the line, he gave me his home number, so if I really need a cut, he will meet me at his shop.

J

tailgater
Monday, February 28, 2011 11:01:21 PM

I have been going to the same barber for 26 years. He is a cool dude. Open from 7:30 to 11:00 from Monday to Friday. Somewhere along the line, he gave me his home number, so if I really need a cut, he will meet me at his shop.

J

calavera wrote:

The home number is in case you want some trim...

ZRX1200
Monday, February 28, 2011 11:46:14 PM
That was for #11 bro!
cacman
Monday, February 28, 2011 11:54:06 PM
#16 - knew it wasn't right before seeing this. All in fun anyways.
MACS
Monday, February 28, 2011 11:57:48 PM
My barbershop has all chick barbers. Two of them are hot. Karla, a hot Mexican chick with a monster rack, cuts my hair.

I got no problem with a chick cutting my hair. She's damn good at it, too.

GrayBeard2
Tuesday, March 1, 2011 6:57:01 AM
Not like the old days. Back then "He" would would wash your hair, cut it and give you a scalp massage. Facial and hot towel next and a shave with a real razor, not some insert pos.

Now if I could find some hot chick with a big rack that could do all that properly I'd be the first one in line to lose my beard.

HockeyDad
Tuesday, March 1, 2011 8:25:49 AM

Now if I could find some hot chick with a big rack that could do all that properly I'd be the first one in line to lose my beard.

GrayBeard2 wrote:

I like that line of thinking.