coolbreeze68
Thursday, March 3, 2011 5:49:10 PM
Anyone else have one of those older Aunts that your really not sure about???

The kind that's always making weird sexual comments, pops up right behind you when you don't expect it, makes you uncertain about going to take a shower or be alone when she's around??

Mine yelled from the kitchen "hey, you want a bendover?"

WTH?????? is a bendover???

"You know, a half a sandwich, one piece of bread, folded over.."

Sheeesh!!! LMAO!!! Older people are hilarious.........Hmmmm, maybe I should introduce her to FGM.....🌫

HockeyDad
Thursday, March 3, 2011 5:55:13 PM
No.

You're messed up in the head!

DrafterX
Thursday, March 3, 2011 5:58:29 PM
TW will be along shortly to explain.... 😟
coolbreeze68
Thursday, March 3, 2011 6:08:56 PM

No.

You're messed up in the head!

HockeyDad wrote:

Hehe, yeah, a little.

She's pushing 80, from Virginia, funny as hell... And could probably run circles around most of us.

Mr. Jones
Thursday, March 3, 2011 6:12:10 PM
NO.........Like HockeyDad.

BTW........

How old?🌫

Rate the mug & frame on a divided 1-10 scale for us.

fishinguitarman
Thursday, March 3, 2011 6:16:22 PM

Hehe, yeah, a little.

She's pushing 80, from Virginia, funny as hell... And could probably run circles around most of us.

coolbreeze68 wrote:

80? She could be WT's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great.........granddaughter

coolbreeze68
Thursday, March 3, 2011 6:23:01 PM

NO.........Like HockeyDad.

BTW........

How old?🌫

Rate the mug & frame on a divided 1-10 scale for us.

Mr. Jones wrote:

Haaa, let's see........hmmmmm....

Picture Hillary Clinton a couple of decades from now, on George Foreman's body........

Yeah, that's about right....but she'll keep you entertained for hours..she's awesome, never a dull momemt

wheelrite
Thursday, March 3, 2011 6:51:40 PM
Having sex with an old lady might be exciting....

dry but exciting...

wheel,

Mr. Jones
Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:00:28 PM
I didn't see #4 post before my #5 post#-o

From the OP I thought maybe you were 30-35 and she was around 50-55.............

coolbreeze68
Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:18:17 PM

Having sex with an old lady might be exciting....

dry but exciting...

wheel,

wheelrite wrote:

Counseling my friend...counseling.

coolbreeze68
Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:20:48 PM

I didn't see #4 post before my #5 post#-o

From the OP I thought maybe you were 30-35 and she was around 50-55.............

Mr. Jones wrote:

Nope, 40's and 80's.....guess I failed to mention she's my great Aunt (G-mas sis)

If she asks me one more time if I need help in the shower (shutter) I'll send her to you in a raok.........

ZRX1200
Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:23:49 PM
ROAK with a happy ending?

Yeah where's TW.....

jetblasted
Friday, March 4, 2011 10:21:55 AM
I like paging Ben Dover on the airport overhead paging system.

"Paging Mr. Dover, Mr. Ben Dover, please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone, for a message"

jojoc
Friday, March 4, 2011 4:49:12 PM
Ben Dover: Take your pants off.

Fletch: I don't even know your name.

Ben Dover: Bend over.

Fletch: Ben? Nice to meet you,