Wacks the bad guys, leaps small buildings with a single blast, & outruns most fat people. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

His name is Humberto. His other super powers include hearing through thin walls and using xray vision on wet, white bathing suits.

But can he make Green Eggs and Ham ?

(scratching head) No, but on long flights, his briefs turn into a crockpot.

The Kents never spoke of their other adopted son Cliff, whose only super power was being able to pick boogers out of his nose with his forked tongue.

Quick man...the Kryptonite!

I think you should have kept the beard.

It's a bird, it's a plane... it's... it's... SUPERWHEEL!!!

NATO just dropped him off behind Labyan lines to find and capture Cadaffy and his government cabinets. YAY!!

It's dead brain Wenesday !

He was my avatar for fantasy football this year.

I didnt win

[gonzo]