Said I need to watch my drinking.
I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.
fret
SMB
Daughter is getting married in June so wife has been on diet and I try to go along with her and I've lost 30lbs.
Now the doctor wants blood work because she thinks weight loss may be indicative of pre-diabetes.
You should know if your drinking too much. Cut it back if you think you should, as you get older the limit starts to go down.
Arthur: Hello, Mr. Johnson.
Burt Johnson: I haven't seen much of you lately.
Arthur: Well, the reason you haven't seen much of me is because I, I normally pick Susan up at her apartment in town. And you live here. Want a drink?
Burt Johnson: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks.
Arthur: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!
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Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making.
Arthur: You may be right. I can't decide.
fretkillr wrote:
Doc said that to me once too. So I don't drink any more...
course I don't drink any less either! Just off the corn and potato juice.
I used to watch a lot of golf on TV. Then the doctor said I should develop an interest in something that involved more physical activity. So now I watch a lot of tennis on TV.
DadZilla3 wrote:
BINGO,,
that's why I watch Porn...
wheelrite wrote:
That's what came to my mind when I read it...
Mrs.Tank wrote:
YOU ROCK !!!
