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RICKAMAVEN
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15 years ago

Longest Period of Speechlessness on Record, Experts Say

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - With the public’s attention focused on the death of Osama bin Laden, billionaire Donald Trump huddled with advisors for the second straight day to try to decide what stupid **** to say next.

“The bin Laden thing has definitely stolen the headlines from Donald,” said close associate and advisor Tracy Klugian. “The only way he can grab them back is by doing what he does best: saying something really fucked up.”

Trump’s two-day hiatus from spewing messed up **** is the longest on record, experts say, adding to the pressure on the billionaire to break his silence with something truly craptastic.

To that end, he has closeted himself with a circle of advisors including the Rev. Pat Robertson, former NBA star Charles Barkley, and the former voice of the Aflac duck, Gilbert Gottfried.

Mr. Trump has drawn up a short list of verbal turds that have potential, including attacking President Obama for overdue library books during his grade school years, but so far he has failed to come up with a comment that is both objectionable and ill informed enough to meet his high standards.

“People don’t know how much work goes into saying the stupid **** Donald says,” Mr. Klugian said. “He just makes it look easy.”

Elsewhere, in another setback for al-Qaeda, the terror network confirmed today that Osama bin Laden was the only person who knew the organization’s iTunes password.

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HockeyDad
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15 years ago

Sarah Palin

ZRX1200
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15 years ago

Ha!
Good to see you posting funny stuff Rick. Much needed.....

bloody spaniard
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15 years ago

Sarah Palin

HockeyDad wrote:

I call your Sarah Palin & raise you a Joe Biden.

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RICKAMAVEN
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15 years ago

ZRX1200

the latest borowitz report.

RICKAMAVEN
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15 years ago

blood

i raise you both one spiro agnew and one dan quale.

Papachristou
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15 years ago

trump effed up with all that cursing at that speech. a d@mn or hell here or there wont kill a candidate but dropping Fbombs like that isnt cool for a potential prez

DrafterX
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15 years ago

won't matter.... 🤔 how many times did Obama screw up during speeches..?? by saying there were 57 states, admitting being born in Kenya, all kinds of other stuff... nobody listened or cared... 😟

ZRX1200
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15 years ago

It does matter Drafter Trump is running as an R not a D.

DrMaddVibe
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15 years ago

#10

It does matter Drafter Trump is running as an R not a D.

ZRX1200 wrote:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!![frypan]

But what is the combover running as?? M$PMS Needs to know!:-"

Papachristou
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15 years ago

#11

But what is the combover running as??

DrMaddVibe wrote:

Combover is running as his VP! and yes Combover was born in the US and has his birth certificate!

Gene363
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15 years ago

#12

Wow, sounds like he needs professional help. Rick, I'll bet it pays very well, interested?
[sarcasm]

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DadZilla3
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15 years ago

#13

won't matter.... 🤔 how many times did Obama screw up during speeches..?? by saying there were 57 states, admitting being born in Kenya, all kinds of other stuff... nobody listened or cared... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

"When you're Democrat...it's different."

Homebrew
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15 years ago

#14

LOL,
Loved it. Thanks Rick.

Anybody know what Donald Trump, and an unemployed school teacher has in common?????

Neither has any class.

Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)🇨🇮

tweoijfoi
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15 years ago

#15

Rick, all I can say is... you the man!

RICKAMAVEN
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15 years ago

#16

Gene363

my first day i would be fired.

Kawak
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15 years ago

#17

Trumpamaven?

donutboy2000
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15 years ago

#18

Undecided About What Stupid **** to Say Next

That could never be said about you,rick.

bloody spaniard
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15 years ago

#19

blood

i raise you both one spiro agnew and one dan quale.

RICKAMAVEN wrote:

LOL! Very funny, but two observations: Spiro was a shrewd yet corrupt Maryland politician (a la Marvin Mandel) who was never accused of being dumb till he got caught & Dan Quayle was generally regarded as bright by his peers until he stood in front of lights and had to adlib. Then, he transformed into a frightened deer. Bentsen made that obviously clear in his debates with Quayle. Same thing happened to Perot's running mate, Admiral Stockdale. If you recall, he turned from brilliant, decorated war veteran into doddering fool before our eyes.

Palin and especially our comical VP, Biden, are just dumb or to be easier on them, they'se just plain folks who've had greatness thrust upon them. Arrogant Trump is anything but... his biggest flaw is that he doesn't make himself endearing nor cares to, like all the other politicians. Same thing can be said about delusional Droopy Paul who crosses the gray line between constitutional brilliance and wacky/quirky insights with abandon as long as there is a camera rolling.

mis dos centavos

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teedubbya
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15 years ago

#20

who am I? and what am I doing here?

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