LMAO...there could be a very valid reason for the question....

Yes, he probably just realized that for the past 2 years he's been bidding higher then CI's regular selling price.

Musta got the catalog..........#-o

Light bulb over the head outrage!

Cigarbid Junction, what's your function?

Hooking up brothers and sisters with cheap cigars.

Cigarbid Junction, how's that function?

I got three favorite sites

That get most of my job done.

Cigarbid Junction, what's their function?

I got "cbid", "CI", and "that other site that may or may not be affiliated",

They'll get you pretty far.

[spoken] "Cigarbid":

That's addictive, like crack.

"CI":

That's sort of the opposite,

"Not cheap, but a'ight".

And then there's "that other place":

Ohhh, when you want to pay top price

"cbid", "CI", and "that other place",

Get you pretty far.

[sung] Cigarbid Junction, what's your function?

Hooking up two sites and making 'em run right.

Man O Wars to Cuban Honeys, it's bread and butter, no peas and rice.

Hey that's a nice price!

Dirty but happy, bidding and sniping,

Losing your wife and a bid or two.

We're poor but honest, sad but true,

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Cigarbid Junction, what's your function?

Hooking up two sites to one

When you say something like this choice:

"Bid now or Jambalaya"

Or no choice:

"Neither now nor ever"

Hey that's clever!

Smoke this or that, vitola thin or fat,

Never mind, I wouldn't buy that,

I'm overstocked now!

Cigarbid Junction, what's your function?

Hooking up buyers and bidders that balance, like:

Out of the shpo and into wholesale.

He cut up the cards,

But the wife still wasn't happy.

Whether you're up in the mountains,

Or down by the seas.

You should always say "thank you",

Or at least say "please" [outbid me].

Cigarbid Junction, what's your function?

Hooking up brothers and sisters with cheap cigars

In complex sentences like:

[spoken] In the mornings, when I'm usually wide awake, I love to smoke a cigar on the porch or down by the lake, where I often have a coffee and might place a bid, and I wonder, as I bid, did I pay too much, although I know that's an absurd thought.

Cigarbid Junction, what's your function?

Hooking up sites and making 'em function.

Cigarbid Junction, how's that function?

I like offering up samplers and boxes and 5-packs.

Cigarbid Junction, watch that function.

I'm going to get you there if you're not very careful.

Cigarbid Junction, what's your function?

I'm going to get you there if you're not very careful.

Cigarbid Junction, what's your function?

I'm going to pull you in if you're not very careful.

No, my company is not.