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Gene363
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

Wednesday, May 4, 2011 6:31:49 PM

UBL Celebration Drink:

Next time you're in a bar...order an Osama Bin Laden....it consists of:

2 shots and a splash of saltwater

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What two things are are in the ocean and have holes in the top of their heads?

Whales and Osama Bin Laden.

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His fate was SEAL'ed

BuckyB93
Herf-A-Holic

Thursday, May 5, 2011 8:12:16 AM

UBL Celebration Drink:

Next time you're in a bar...order an Osama Bin Laden....it consists of:

2 shots and a splash of saltwater

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What three things are in the ocean and have holes in the top of their heads?

Whales, porpoises and Osama Bin Laden.

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His fate was SEAL'ed

Gene363 wrote:

Good ones (slight fix on one)

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic

Thursday, May 5, 2011 8:19:15 AM

"..UBL Jokes..'

Too Soon!

Gene363
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

Thursday, May 5, 2011 9:48:21 PM

"..UBL Jokes..'

Too Soon!

8trackdisco wrote:

Nothing more disrespectful than making fun of the dead, is UBL not worthy of disrespect?

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic

Thursday, May 5, 2011 10:17:33 PM

Nothing more disrespectful than making fun of the dead, is UBL not worthy of disrespect?

Gene363 wrote:

I was going the irony angle.

ScottHar
Herf-A-Holic

Friday, May 6, 2011 2:12:14 AM

I heard that the decision not to release photos of the body was a no-brainer.

Peoria Perfecto Purveyor
Herf-A-Holic

Friday, May 6, 2011 3:10:52 AM

Obama contemplated a picture of the Thonginator with bin Ladens head superimposed.

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic

Friday, May 6, 2011 9:37:40 AM

I heard that the decision not to release photos of the body was a no-brainer.

ScottHar wrote:

badaboom Tishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

fishinguitarman
Herf-A-Holic

Friday, May 6, 2011 9:52:47 AM

When they busted in on him, he really lost his head...

ScottHar
Herf-A-Holic

Friday, May 6, 2011 12:00:49 PM

#10

Osama bin Laden's last words: "Tell Kate her wedding was BEAUTIFUL..."

Gene363
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

Friday, May 6, 2011 9:06:04 PM

#11

I heard that the decision not to release photos of the body was a no-brainer.

ScottHar wrote:

Rimshot!

lou2row
Herf-A-Holic

Friday, May 6, 2011 9:47:37 PM

#12

Rimshot!

Gene363 wrote:

No, they hit him higher than that.

Gene363
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

Friday, May 6, 2011 10:02:02 PM

#13

No, they hit him higher than that.

lou2row wrote:

Yup, lost his mind.

Smoke1!
Connoisseur

Tuesday, May 10, 2011 7:48:20 PM

#14

The TRUTH about Bin Laden's burial at sea...

Bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to his at-sea burial.

Published May 02, 2011

Osama bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to his burial at sea, senior

military officials told Fox News.

Religious rites were conducted on the deck of the USS Carl Vinson aircraft carrier at about 1:10 a.m. Monday in the Persian Gulf.

In accordance with Islamic practice, bin Laden was washed and wrapped in a white sheet before being buried at sea at 2 a.m. local time, senior U.S. military and intelligence officials said.

Then, "In accordance with common US Navy SEAL practice, the team pissed on him, stuck a pulled pork sandwich in his mouth and a kosher hot dog up his ass, and pushed the Mother **** overboard with the other garbage," a senior SEAL officer said.