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A safe zone.

Man,,

you guys should ease up on Fuzz.

I'd be willing to bet he's really a pretty good dude...

You are correct. Total a-hole.

I’m your average white, suburbanite slop

I like football and porno and books about war

I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor

My wife and my job, my kids and my car

My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain’t enough to keep a man like me interested

(oh no, no way, uh uh)

No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else’s expense

(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

While people behind me are going insane

I’m an **** (he’s an ****)

I’m an **** (he’s an ****, such an ****)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat

I walk around in the summer time saying “how about this heat”

I’m an **** (he’s an ****)

I’m an **** (he’s the world’s biggest ****)

Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces

While handicapped people make handicap faces

I’m an **** (he’s an ****)

I’m an **** (he’s a real **** ****)

Maybe I shouldn’t be singing this song

Ranting and raving and carrying on

Maybe they’re right when they tell me I’m wrong

Nah

I’m an **** (he’s an ****)

I’m an **** (he’s the world’s biggest ****)

You know what I’m gonna do

I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible

Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps

And all leather cow interior

And make brown baby seal lions for head lights (yeah)

And I’m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour

Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,

Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald’s

In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers

And when I’m done sucking down those greeseball burgers

I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag

And then I’m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out theside

And there ain’t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it

You know why, because we’ve got the bombs, that’s why

2 words, nuclear ****’ weapons, OK?

Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy theywant

They can have a big democracy cakewalk

Right through the middle of Tinian Square and it won’t make alick of difference

Because we’ve got the bombs, OK?

John Wayne's not dead, he’s frozen, and as soon as we find a curefor cancer

We’re gonna thaw out the duke and he’s gonna be pretty pissedoff

You know why,

Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15million times

That’s how pissed off the duke’s gonna be!

I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Castive Eddies,

and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckenthorp, and a case of whiskey, anddrive down to Texas...

(Hey! You know, you really are an ****!)

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?

I’m an **** (he’s an ****)

I’m an **** (he’s the world’s biggest ****)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Everybody

A-S-S-H-O-L-E

I’m an **** and I’m proud of it

I don't..

He's obviusly a good dad and is comitted to his wife.

Sure his politics are a bit in line with Castro but when push comes to shove all that works it's self out.

He is a member here and I for one, like the diversity/conflict.It keps things fun...

wheel,,

I'm sure someone in 1930's Germany said the same about Hitler.

And NO Fuzz I'm not comparing you to Hitler in any way shape or form so don't get your panties in a wad.

Ron

"He's obviusly a good dad and is comitted to his wife. Sure his politics are a bit in line with Castro but when push comes to shove all that works it's self out."

Let the butt hole post any where he wants? NOT..... Let the powers that be control the posting. NJ can't post anywhere he wants, only where they'll let him.

I'm disappointed,,

lmao, Castro. Thanks Pinochet.

Have the powers that be controled your posting somewhere by banning you or something? /cry /gnashing of teeth /n stuff

Differences of opinion just suck in a democracy huh?

I prefer to be compared to William F.BuckleyJr.

oopps, that's gotta hurt.

Yeah, hurts me deeply. Now if you can only explain what you are trying to say here, we'll be ok. Since I'm like the only person who expresses an opinion opposite of the opinions expressed here, that seems like a really strange question to ask to be honest.

But go on with your bad self, and logic and stuff. Happy Kwanza.