I bought three bigger screen tv's, DVD's, CD's a new computer, top line barca-lounger, maxed my cc with new bike some guns and ammo too as I was expecting not to have to pay for all this crap.

So my question is, what are you going to return on Sunday?

I know I'm gonna be first in line at Best Buy!

Bibles R Us

Not a damn thing. KNEW it was a hoax.

Does nobody but me realize the bible STATES that the end times will be predicted and it will ALWAYS be wrong?

*shrug*

Some people... reading comprehension skills are seriously lacking.

Excuse me. Does anyone know if the rapture happened? I may have missed it and couldn't find anything about it in the newspapers this morning. I hate to be the last to know. [sarcasm]

I'm returning my platinum membership...

...to Harrah's Casino.

I don't even gamble. I just got it for the free drink upgrades.