If I have to have a full Body Scan in the controversial new machine at Airport security and I happen to be sporting a giant woody,will they detain me and make me miss my flight ?

No chance of that with you Bill

Can you take needles on flights?

I guess if you thought the TSA dude was cute.......

I used to take a pill before I flew, to relieve me of my anxiety.

Now I take a Viagra before I go through security.