Casper, Wyoming (APE) - Millions of children worldwide awoke with tears of anguish and frustration and empty Easter baskets as they coped with the tragic news that the Easter Bunny was dead. He was slain early this morning in the predawn hours by Vice President ****** Cheney who was enjoying an Easter hunting expedition at a rabbit hunting farm south of Casper, Wyoming. The vice president had reportedly slain over 150 rabbits in the twilight hours before the incident occurred, and was packaging them as gifts for friends and families for their Easter dinners.

Sweet Emotion - Aerosmith

I PULLED INTO TOWN
IN THE POLICE CAR
YOUR DADDY SAID I TOOK YA
JUST A LITTLE TOO FAR
YA TELLIN' OTHER THINGS
BUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIED
YA CAN'T CATCH ME 'CAUSE
THE RABBIT DONE DIED
Yes it did . . .

LOL!!! That's 'cause those damn rabbits freeze when they can't tell where the danger is coming from. If they would just keep running in a zig-zag pattern they would be much harder to hit.

someone say zig zag's???

Yo Rick:

LMAO

When I first looked I thought it was you holding the rabbit. You been bashing Bush so much you are starting to look like Chaney.


JonR

Cherry flavored Zig-Zags Pablo.

LMAO @ every post! I first thought Adroomi said Cheney flavored and was disgusted, but I now see my mistake.

At least ****** shot him in the back. I bet his hunting buddy is jealous after taking a face full of bird shot!

And now for the rest of the story....

Actually, ****** Cheney was quit dismayed at the accidental shooting death of the Easter Bunny.

Condoleezza Rice walked in on the scene and asked him what was wrong. He said, "No matter how it looks, I did not mean to shoot and kill the Bunny. I am heart broken that I killed such an innocent and special animal." Rice then went back to her office without a word, returned with a spray can and sprayed the rabbit.

The rabbit revived, hopped up, and then hopped some distance away and waived in a friendly manner to both of them. And then hopped further away, and waived again. It repeated this until the Cheney and Rice could not see it any longer.

In amazement the Cheney asked Rice, what was in the can. She replied by showing it to him. On the side of the can it said, "Hare spray; revives dead hare and leaves a permanent waive."

John :o)

LMAO @ pablo . . .

TOPS is better . . .

What do you get if you put that bunny and 12 others side by side and they all take one step backwards?

















A receding hare line.

ba dum bum . . .

that was painful adroomi....lol

and that is some BIG freakin bunny!!!!

Wyteyes

very good,

Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery



The Rabbit And Snake

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.

When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.

The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.

The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"

The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"

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(><) Hey Dats a Jack Wabbit !