cigar breath
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 12:55:24 PM
i dont have air conditioning so i turned the heat on to 85 it cooled down some.
critter2
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:16:42 PM
65 here in n fl this morning.
MACS
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:25:54 PM
It's 10:30 in the morning and already 84 degrees. Last summer was relatively mild. This one's gonna be a scorcher, I can feel it.
Brewha
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:28:18 PM
Speaking from the Dallas area;

It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.

Birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

Potatoes cook underground, so just pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

You eat hot peppers to cool your mouth off.

You can make instant sun tea.

You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

When the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.

It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )

Just sayn’

daveincincy
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:31:20 PM

i dont have air conditioning so i turned the heat on to 85 it cooled down some.

cigar breath wrote:

😂

Good ones also, #4 👍

fishinguitarman
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:31:43 PM
I saw a mirage....on my deck
dkeage
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:39:14 PM

I saw a mirage....on my deck

fishinguitarman wrote:

You might want to have a doctor check that out.........

tonyt722
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:40:18 PM

You might want to have a doctor check that out.........

dkeage wrote:

Them dirty thongs will get ya every time

fishinguitarman
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:42:07 PM

Them dirty thongs will get ya every time

tonyt722 wrote:

The only part that really gets dirty is the string that goes in your crack....MAN, I hate that!

fishinguitarman
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:42:43 PM

You might want to have a doctor check that out.........

dkeage wrote:

You mean my head?

DrafterX
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 2:04:45 PM
temps have been over a hundred here everyday in July so far.... 🤬
MACS
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 2:15:17 PM
2 words: central air
MrsSledn
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 2:25:48 PM
It's intense here in Illinois also. We have heat advisory's and air quality alerts for pollution. Sucks. Tomorrow is supposed to be worse. High of 98 degrees. With humidity, 110 - 115 degrees.

All you people who complained all winter they wanted summer... Well, here you go. Enjoy ass hats! ✋

My pregnant behind can't take this heat. It's too much.

MACS
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 2:27:31 PM

My pregnant behind can't take this heat. It's too much.

MrsSledn wrote:

WHOA! Your pregnant behind? I didn't think you could get pregnant that way!8-[

:-"

MrsSledn
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 2:37:42 PM

WHOA! Your pregnant behind? I didn't think you could get pregnant that way!8-[

:-"

MACS wrote:

ahahahaaa! Funny! =d>

dpnewell
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 3:43:45 PM
Here in South Jersey it's suppose to be 98 on Thursday, 101 on Friday and 102 on Saturday. Tomorrow we're heading down to the RV in the NC foothills. Forecast down there is low to mid 90s, plus the nights are cooler. Weird to be heading 500 miles south to get away from the intense heat.
stogiemonger
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 5:04:18 PM
Heat Index= A number designed to give the old folks more fodder to bitch about. "Wow! the the weatherman said it was 96 degrees today." "Yeah?, but it felt like 112 according to the weatherbimbo we watched."
Cereal City Cigar Smoker
Wednesday, July 20, 2011 7:05:54 AM
Been over 90 the past week .... a/c went out on Tuesday morning 😣 Been having problems off and on past 2 years, so new a/c and furnace goes in on Thursday! =d>

Meanwhile, my cigars gently weep .....8-[

c3s

daveincincy
Wednesday, July 20, 2011 9:20:23 AM
My vehicle read 100* on the way home yesterday @ 5:30pm, and it read 101* during a portion of the drive. Don't even want to put the top down in that kind of heat. 🤐
duwan
Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:29:20 AM

Here in South Jersey it's suppose to be 98 on Thursday, 101 on Friday and 102 on Saturday. Tomorrow we're heading down to the RV in the NC foothills. Forecast down there is low to mid 90s, plus the nights are cooler. Weird to be heading 500 miles south to get away from the intense heat.

dpnewell wrote:

Good luck with that one Dave. It's 96 today 98 tomorrow and Friday with heat indexes in the 110 range every day. Humidity is unbelievable. Hopefully the foothills will be a bit cooler but here it is just plain hot.

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