Stewardesses, it is possible to push a drink cart down the aisle without hitting every elbow and knee. After hitting someone's elbow or knee, do not announce "watch your elbows and knees". You're too late.

Stewardesses, if your azz is so wide that it rubs the shoulders of the people on both sides of the aisle at the same time, there is an app for that. It is called "be a gate agent."

Passengers, the arm rest is there for a reason. Keep your body parts and fat on your side of it.

Passengers, do not fart halfway though a two hour flight. People will figure out who you are and glare. Do that on a Southwest Airlines flight and you might get killed.

HockeyDad wrote:

I always be sure to have a giant erection before going through security.Just in case I am selected for a Pat Down or a Body Scan...

just for grins,,,

wheel,

wheelrite wrote:

You think its giant because you are 4 feet tall

tonyt722 wrote:

you know that's a cbid myth...

wheelrite wrote:

quit flying in coach...

wheelrite wrote:

quit flying in coach...

wheelrite wrote:

Stewardesses, it is possible to push a drink cart down the aisle without hitting every elbow and knee. After hitting someone's elbow or knee, do not announce "watch your elbows and knees". You're too late.

Stewardesses, if your azz is so wide that it rubs the shoulders of the people on both sides of the aisle at the same time, there is an app for that. It is called "be a gate agent."

Passengers, the arm rest is there for a reason. Keep your body parts and fat on your side of it.

Passengers, do not fart halfway though a two hour flight. People will figure out who you are and glare. Do that on a Southwest Airlines flight and you might get killed.

HockeyDad wrote:

I used to take a pill for my anxiety when I flew, now I take a viagra before I go through security.

As a frequent flier I can relate to this rant, sometimes its too much i know.

I can never decide if I hate flying in the winter with the coats taking up all the overhead room or summer with the tourists. I also think they should charge for carry on's not checked baggage, loading and unloading would be a lot faster.

Love SWA, outside of not having first class its the best airline out there for domestic travel.

itsawaldo wrote:

Really? Because the Tanks said...nevermind. -B

shovelgrrrl wrote:

Stewardesses, it is possible to push a drink cart down the aisle without hitting every elbow and knee. After hitting someone's elbow or knee, do not announce "watch your elbows and knees". You're too late.

Stewardesses, if your azz is so wide that it rubs the shoulders of the people on both sides of the aisle at the same time, there is an app for that. It is called "be a gate agent."

HockeyDad wrote: