So we are watching the latest Xmen movie and the Professor says that Red hair is a type of Mutation. So now my son wants to know what type of Mutant Powers I have.

I told him I'm not allowed to talk about it....that society wouldn't accept me.

My wife chimes in and says that I'm the Gas man...I can fart at will.

Now if only I can find a way to use that power to my benefit.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/584770/mystery_men_the_spleen/ 

"Warning: I have gas, and I know how to use it"

If you are ever stuck in a room with people you can't stand your power could benefit you then...