Well, well, well, they certainly are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cheerleaders these days.What are you doing here?
We were just driving by to get some ice cream. Thought you might like to join us.
I said I would be home at 10. It's not even 9!
Who said anything about that? I thought you might like to join us for some ice cream. Maybe your Bug here can join us. We can talk about burying the hatchet. You know what a hatchet is, don't you, Bug?
It's an ax?
Sort of, yeah, yeah. I got one in my car if you'd like to see it.
I'll pass.
Fair enough. I like to carry it, you never know when your going to need it. A situation may come up say for example, someone has been drinking, and about to drive a loved one home, then I'd like to know I have it. Not to kill, no. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Swish! The elbow. Slash! Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Fowap! Ooooo! You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat are you, Bug? Wait a minute, bug, gnat. Is there a little similarity? Whoa, I think there is! Ha ha ha. You understand what I'm talking about? I don't think you do. I'll be right back. Heh heh heh heh.
I'm sorry.
Look, I think you'd better split. I don't exactly want him to go berserk with an ax on me.
He's all talk.
Here it is! Come over, come on, I want to show it to you. Maybe later. Okay.
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